Dude,
I don't know what else you've done, but you're a love-pirate! Olivia likes you better than me, but that's not why I'm going to punch you in your lying throat. I know something about you, but that's for me to know and you to find out.
I will jump you on the way home. If you kill me, you're a jerk and you'll go to jail. Good luck, and via con dios. You better watch yourself.
Your sworn frenemy,
Andrew Aguecheek
